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Schiff Denies Knowing Whistleblower’s Identity

Believe it or not, during testimony yesterday, Adam Schiff claimed that he doesn’t know the whistleblower’s identity. Seriously. When Jim Jordan stated that Schiff was the “only member” to know who the so-called whistleblower is, Schiff claimed, “I do not know the identity of the whistleblower, and I’m going to make sure that identity is protected.”

Nationals Catcher Dons MAGA Hat During White House Visit

Kurt Suzuki, the catcher of the World Series Champion Washington Nationals, donned a MAGA hat and received a hug from President Trump during the team’s White House visit celebrating the historic win yesterday. His embracing of the president naturally infuriated fans who can’t decide if they love their team or hate the president more.