Beto’s Cow Love

PUBLISHED: 1:30 PM 18 Mar 2019
UPDATED: 5:38 PM 18 Mar 2019

2020 Candidate Wrote Poems About Cow ‘Love,’ Child Murder

The so-called poetry shows a disturbing fascination with homoerotic bestiality and murdering children.

Many people wonder how O'Rourke will explain away such weirdo passions.

Beto O’Rourke is slowly emerging as the democrat’s golden boy for the 2020 primary. But, his freakish past may turn off some people.

Most particularly, in addition to being a member of the “Cult of the Dead Cow” hacking group in his teens, poetry attributed to him has surfaced showing a psyche that is murderous and inclined to bestiality.

Writing under the now exposed pseudonym, “Psychedelic Warlord” Beto not only wrote a disturbing cow love poem, but also another that fanaticized about murdering children.

Seriously, this dude is messed up.

The poem starts out like this:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

These freakish images and phrases are just the beginning.

The Daily Caller reported:

The poem, for better or for worse, has been preserved forever by the Google Wayback Machine as a part of the group’s former website, Here’s a screengrab of the entire poem:

O’Rourke, who launched his 2020 presidential campaign Thursday, also reportedly wrote several disturbing pieces under the “Psychedelic Warlord” pseudo, including one in which the narrator fantasized about using his vehicle to run over children.

The Daily Caller has reached out to O’Rourke for comment and will update this story if a response is provided.

The real issue concerns why anyone would want this weirdo in charge of anything but making French fries at a fast food joint.


What sort of internal mental workings would produce such ‘art?’

Do people really consider these ‘normal’ expressions?

Perhaps they do. Beto has garnered over $6 million in the first 24-hours of his campaign for the democrat primary. Do these donors not know about his strange cow love? How could possibly explain such rambling, yet pointed, writings?

Although there is really nothing funny about such sick desires, the Daily Caller did create a humorous reading the of the cow poem: